FUNNY JOKE: I Had A One-Night Stand With An Area Girl

I had a one night stand with a girl in my area.

She missed her period for months.

Her mom took her to the hospital for a pregnancy test and the result came positive.

Angrily, her mom said; "who is the pig that got you pregnant?"

The girl suddenly picked up her phone and called me.

An hour later, I appeared in a Ferrari recent model.

"Good evening," I greeted the family.

"Your daughter told me about the issue in the house.

I can't marry her for now because of some issues in my family, but I promise to take care of her for the rest of her life.

If she gives birth to a girl, I will buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars."

"If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in the countryside, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5million dollars in her bank account.

If it's twins, I'll do anything she asked."

But if there's a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

The girl’s father silently tapped my shoulder and said; "my son, if there is a miscarriage, you'll impregnate her again."

JOKES OF THE DAY

• Babies who suck their Mum's breast and keep their hands on the other breast are the babies who grow up to become greedy politicians.

• Men are always complaining about girls' fallen boobs as if their testicles are standing.

• Having SEX with your pregnant girlfriend is very risky, what if the baby is a girl, and you end up impregnating her too. Be careful guys.

• Are you tired of your country? Do you want to travel abroad? Just put your phone on flight mode and stand on it. Safe journey my dear friend.

• If you are a lady and you're waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving, don't worry and be patient. Jesus is coming soon.

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