FUNNY JOKE: The Day I Tried To Learn How To Fly An Airplane

A week after I got a job at the airport, I was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when I saw a book with the title, "HOW TO FLY AN AIRPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, Volume 1"

I opened the 1st page which said: To start the engine, press the red button.

Out of curiosity, I did so, and the aeroplane engine started.

I was happy and opened the next page.

On the next page it reads: To set an aeroplane moving, please press the blue button.

I did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.

I wanted to fly, so I opened the 3rd page which reads: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.

I quickly pressed the green button and the plane took off into the sky.

After 20 minutes of flying, I was satisfied and wanted to land so I decided to go to the 4th page.

OMG! I fainted after reading the instruction on the 4th page.

Page 4 reads

To learn how to land a plane, please buy Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop.

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