FUNNY JOKE: I Had S3x With My Secretary In The Office

So I have this cute and sexy secretary who always seduces me with her looks.

I wanted to smash that but she was already in a relationship with someone else.

One day, I couldn't control myself so I went straight to her and told her that, I'll give her $200 if she'll let me have sex with her".

She resisted by saying NO.

Full of wisdom, I came with a good strategy and told her I'll be quick. I'll just throw the money on the floor, she bends down, and I'll be finished by the time she picks it up.

She thought about it for a moment and decided to talk to her boyfriend about it.

Her boyfriend said, "ask for $300, pick it up very fast and he won't even be able to get his pants down".

She happily agreed to the offer.

Half an hour passed and the boyfriend was still waiting for feedback from her girlfriend.

After waiting for 50 minutes, the boyfriend decided to call her and ask what happened.

Boyfriend: "Babe, have picked the money?"

Secretary: "That bustard used coins".

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